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Clinton’s Convention Oration / Beware!

HRC. America benefited greatly from the Clinton Presidency –  Bill is raking in mega loot from overseas as well.

MA. Mark Antony’s funeral oration for Julius Caesar

HRC. Fictional responses to Mark Antony


MA. Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears; HRC. Friends, Americans, countrymen, lend me your ears and your purse after my Primaries disaster.

MA. I come to bury Caesar, not to praise him; HRC. I come to bury the nominee, Obama, not to praise him!

MA. The evil that men do lives after them; HRC. If I’m the nominee and later President, my POTUS library will not release my lies and misdeeds.

MA. The good is oft interred with their bones; HRC. A great idea. Good people  don’t make good Presidents anyway.

MA. So let it be with Caesar. HRC. I will happily speak well of Obama – when I’m President.

MA. The noble Brutus hath told you Caesar was ambitious; HRC. Of course he is, Obama acts like he is already the President – just ask Bill & John McCain.

MA. If it were so, it was a grievous fault; HRC. I admit I am, but it didn’t work this time. They shot me down with my own sniper fire. 

MA. And grievously hath Caesar answer’d it. HRC. This Obama man from out of nowwhere could cost me my destiny.

MA. Here, under leave of Brutus and the rest; HRC. Obama agreed for me to speak at the convention. I told you he had bad judgement.

MA. For Brutus is an honourable man; HRC. Obama is an honourable man.  Mark my words that’s a fatal flaw in a Commander in Chief.

MA. So are they all, all honourable men; HRC. Some Senators are. That’s why you need a strong, not honour bound, woman for President.

MA. Come I to speak in Caesar’s funeral. HRC. I came to either steal Obama’s nomination or kill off his election chances for my 2012 run. Either way it doesn’t matter. I play hardball.

MA. He was my friend, faithful and just to me: HRC. My friend? He’s coloured, he’s younger, he has integrity and he’s smart; he’s no friend – he’s in my way.

MA. But Brutus says he was ambitious; HRC. Bill warned me about him. But I know America.  They won’t elect a smart black man – and an ivy leaguer at that.

MA. And Brutus is an honourable man. HRC. Bill by his deeds isn’t honourable. But he did have fun being President. Just Ask Monica!

MA. He hath brought many captives home to Rome; HRC. OK, So Bill failed to get Osama Bin Laden – So what? Bush hasn’t done any better. I could get him with a couple of atomic bombs. We’ve got plenty.

MA. Whose ransoms did the general coffers fill; HRC. America benefited greatly from the Clinton Presidency – Bill is raking in mega loot from overseas as well.

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  1. Just a correction. You wrote Obama instead of Osama. Should read, “OK, So Bill failed to get Osama”.

    Thank you for that Cindy. Well done. My typo error has now been unmistakably attended. Editor. JH

    Posted by Cindy | August 10, 2008, 1:30 am
  2. Do you really think she is that bad, that she will say something that will work against Obama, rather than for him?

    Posted by nurah allah | August 10, 2008, 3:07 pm